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Warning Bells
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Warning Bells
Warning Bells
Red Flags all the way.
How it is to be gaslit each and every day.
Warning App
Warning App
Tracking you all day.
Why do people somehow think that this is all okay?
Dashing through the snow,
On a long, dark winter’s night.
Running from the cops,
During lockdown lite.
Lockdown Lite
Lockdown Lite
Lockdown all the way.
It’s only for 2 more weeks or forever and a day.
Dark Winter is here.
And we can’t get a beer.
No loved ones are near.
All we get is fear.
Quarantine
Quarantine
Forced to hide away.
Oh what fun we could be having if we weren’t all digital slaves.
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Chomsky the Shill Gatekeeper
He has had nothing to say.
During the pandemic theatre,
He buys into the puppet show game (without shame)
Then one foggy Xmas Eve,
He wrote something on Twitter.
But it had zero relevance
To everything that’s going down the shitter.
He probably voted for Biden,
And now we’re undoubtedly saved.
And people will have to wear their masks,
All across the U.S.A.
Then one foggy Xmas day,
He wrote something on Twitter.
But it had zero relevance
To everything that’s gone down the shitter.
Chomsky the insincere anarchist,
He has a very large fan-base.
They practice their critical thinking,
By repeating everything he says.
Chomsky the Shill Gatekeeper,
He’ll go down in history… (on the wrong side!)
He’ll go down in history!
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You better wear masks
Even outside
You better virtue signal I’m telling you why…
Satan Klaus is Coming to Town.
“Redefining what it means to be human…”
Has always been a passion of his.
He looks like an Austin Powers villain
And he probably damn well is.
He’s reading your thoughts
Preventing your crimes
He’s gonna find out where you are all the time…
Satan Klaus is Coming to Town.
You might think that this is far-fetched,
Like New World Order stuff.
But if you don’t believe us
You can look this whole shit up…! (“Great Reset”)
He’s priming your kids
For automation
You better home school them I’m telling you why…
Technocrats are coming…
The Technocrats are coming…
The Technocrats are coming to town!
There will be no escaping
The World Economic Forum
Every Government will be complicit
So resist for Goodness' Sake!!
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Silent Night Holy Shite
02:08
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Silent Night,
Holy Shite!
Where the fuck,
Are my rights?
Nobody’s out on the streets
Except for the militarised Police.
What the hell has gone wrong?
What the fuck’s going on…?
UBI…
If you comply.
With the vaccine mandate.
With the state.
No more bars and no more fun,
’Til The Great Reset is done.
Social Credit System.
Social Credit System.
Silent Majority…
Frightened Majority.
All alone,
In your homes.
Glued to Facebook and Netflix,
Deprived of hugs and kisses.
You are not alone…
You are not alone.
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They’re scheming for a shite Xmas…
Not like the ones we used to know.
They’re scheming of a shite Xmas…
To get us losing all our hope.
Don’t let them ruin your existence.
Keep up the fight and your resistance.
Well they’re scheming of a shite Xmas…
Not like the ones we used to know.
And they’re scheming of a shite Xmas…
To get us losing all of our hope.
Well don’t let them ruin your existence…
Keep up the fight and your resistance…!
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Ho ho ho…
Merry Xmas family.
We love you very much, and we're sad that we can't be together.
Thanks for putting up with your conspiracy theorist daughter…
And son.
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Merry Xmas innit?
00:39
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Merry merry Xmas
*Beep Beep*
Merry merry Xmas
*Beep Beep*
Merry merry Xmas
*Beep Beep*
Merry merry Xmas
Merry Xmas
Merry Xmas
Merry merry Xmas
Merry Xmas
Merry merry Xmas
Merry Xmas!!!
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